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Subject: Fourth Grader


  One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.

  All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer and so
forth.

 However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your
father?"

 "No," the boy said, "He plays for the Buffalo Bills but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
kids!"