Time now for a couple of comments from The Ralph!!

I need to sell to the highest bidder to be able to afford ear reduction surgery. I will then be able to enter press conference's without being referred to as "the little elf".
Did anybody see my lunch? It is a bottle of strained peas with a side order of pre-chewed bananas. What time is my next sponge bath?

Posted by: Ralph Wilson | April 15, 2008 at 01:35 PM

As you know ah ahh uh well, the Village of Buffalo is a depressed community. The local idiots keep filling my stadium even though we have a lousy team. How can I put my faith in a Town that can't tell the difference between a good team and a bad team - they keep spending their money on the bad one - what a bunch of dopes.
Oh darn, I just sat on my keys, where are my glasses? Why can't I find my left shoe horn? Good day Buffalo, I am moving back to the thriving metropolis called Detroit.

Posted by: Ralph Wilson | April 15, 2008 at 09:12 AM

Uh-oh

Comments: 269

Lockport, NY

| #33

Screw you Ralph. Give the biggest game of the season to toronto. the hated Dolphins dont have to play in buffalo this year.....you blow Ralph

Nic

Byfield, MA

#62

I am the only season ticket holder that was lied to? When I pourchased my season tickets I was told specifically that the Toronto game was going to be against a non-conference opponent! This is BS. When I called the Bills ticket office to complain I was told that all they can do is make suggestions in regards to the schedule.

Well they made a suggestion and got their wish! They wanted their Toronto opponent to be Miami because it's their best chance at a guaranteed win. After all, who would want to pay $200 to see the Bills lose. And for this reason, for the first time in my life, I hope they do lose!

Turd Erickson

Grand Island, NY

#51

You know what really stinks, our stadium is dug out of the ground. What excitement will there be when the Bills leave, we can't implode the place!