From the desk of Incredibill!!

A doctor on his morning walk noticed a very pretty older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,

so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'
I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,
and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other
exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.