More Uncle Dick!

I photocopied a mirror. Now I have an extra photocopy machine.

If you choked a Smurf, what color would he turn?
Can you cry under water?

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated
to the cleanliness (newness) and cost of the carpet/rug.

remember, my powers can only be used for good.