Confiscated Patriots Videotapes Contain Extensive Footage Of Tom Brady Showering

NEW YORK—The hundreds of hours of game and practice scouting videotapes that league officials seized from the New England Patriots also include over 100 hours of painstakingly thorough footage of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the...

Tom Brady
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO DRAFT HIM IN YOUR FANTASY DRAFT AND YOU PASSED!! (or took Peyton Manning)

Will Tom Brady ever have a bad week? Of course not! The entire NFL is pulling for him. He is too handsome to ever do anything wrong, and his team is too good to ever let him down. The only reason we're even putting him here is to mention that we hate him so goddamn much. You know what? The hell with Tom Brady!!!